Ο φίλος έμπορας βρήκε το link .Ο φίλος Ερρίκος μου έστειλε το link
Και γώ το έκανα το parsing και σας παρουσιάζω τα καλύτερα.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16 (εγώ σου το πα)//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows (ξεχασιάρης)// drunk, fix later (απολογιτικός)#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers (σαδιστής)long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ (μεγαλωμένος με παραμύθια)// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. (ανασφαλής)double penetration; // ouch (the kinky mind)// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will. (θύμα εκβιασμού)// I have to find a better job (αυτοκριτική)- virgin = 0; /* you’re not a virgin anymore, sweety */ (φίλος του προηγούμενου kinky)
- // hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser) (πικρόχωλος microsoft hater)
- // If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it (αποποίηση ευθυνών)
//I wonder if she actually reads these. (ποιος σου είπε να πάρεις την δουλειά όταν είδες γυναίκα Project manager??)If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead. (πικρόχωλος)// Under certain conditions the following code blows up. I don't know those conditions. (ούτε και γώ)# This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers. (απηυδισμένος)// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you. (έχει και ένα δίκιο)stepOff(); //bitch (φαλοκράτης)public function get state( /* of Palestine back */ ):Boolean (εθνικιστής)// TODO - Comment this function (αναβλητικός)
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